dangit... i was off by one day

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02/11/2019 at 09:36 • Filed to: None

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neighbours woke up the missu s  to complain about the van being in front of our house today... makes it harder for them to get onto their driveway

missus told em its not in the way if they dont cut across our driveway

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 09:39

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moved to Australia I see?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > bob and john
02/11/2019 at 09:41

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yep

(but really i just flipped the pic coz im in dire need of more coffee cba to take a new pic and hate reusing the same pic for multiple posts)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 09:47

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hehe.

true is, the dude is likely very appreciative. Help him feel welcome and then ask if he wants to assist in causing mayhem :)


also, salting a lawn works GREAT to piss people off. ESP the kind that compain about this. they will be wondering why their nice lawn keeps dying and yours doesnt...

Just saying. I totally havent dont it or anything. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 09:50

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I have the PERFECT solution to your neighbor’s problem seeing out of their driveway!!

Park van in neighbor’s driveway. Let them park in the street. Perfect visibility for all!!!


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > bob and john
02/11/2019 at 09:55

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lol..ill keep the salt back for now

i am starting to get pretty annoyed at the neighbours tho... lucky i slept through it... i’d only just gone to bed..would not have been a happy chappy

but also... its just a van.. not in front of their house... get a fucking hobby..grmbl


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 09:57

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fine, salt, sulphuric acid, your choice.

I’m just saying, its an easy way to fuck with them and get them to shut up when you start bitching as to why their lawn looks like ballsack and is de-valuing your property :) 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
02/11/2019 at 09:58

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lol... i have told the guy he’s welcome to park in my driveway..i dont use it

he seems to think that might make things worse (he’s probably not worng)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 09:59

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Ok, how about parking on the neighbor’s lawn then 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > bob and john
02/11/2019 at 10:00

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lol understood :D


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
02/11/2019 at 10:03

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for some reason they have a raised stone barrier around an otherwise barren lawn

getting into it might hurt the van


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 10:03

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Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 10:10

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Park in front of neighbour’s house, put on jackstands, start taking wheels off.

won’t solve anything, but will irritate nimbys.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 10:14

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These people don’t sound like much fun. Maybe make that wall 12 feet high on all sides so none of you have to look at each other


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
02/11/2019 at 10:18

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excellent plan

and yeah... they seem to be allergic to all things fun... hell.. i dont think ive ever seen the lights on over there after about 9:30 pm

they mostly dont bother me none.. but this van stuff is getting pretty sad


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
02/11/2019 at 10:20

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i’ll have to keep them in mind when i get my next car

ill go find something extra unsightly... and park it right at the front of my driveway so they cant cut across it no more :p


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 10:22

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The guy has a right to park it somewhere. I’d just let him park in front of your house and let the neighbors whine if they have no recourse. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW
02/11/2019 at 10:26

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he knows i dont mind him parking in front of my house

n tbh... its public street parking.. im pretty sure he can park it in front of their house and they cant do shit about it

this is just an excercise in trying to keep the new neighbours sweet... i suspect he’ll give up on that sooner or later and just go you know what...dilligaf


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 10:32

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some things never go out of style, like tailfins, bubble domes and shag carpeting.   Also make sure all 4 horns play “la cucaracha”  and you’re golden. 


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 10:37

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Be a good neighbou r, but maintain a firm hand with the nimbys.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
02/11/2019 at 10:40

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roger that

i dont normally have trouble with them.. but gotta say im siding with van man here


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 11:08

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It’s been quiet the last few years, but across the alley I’ve got mud-truck enthusiast neighbors. So they occaisionally fire and rev 555 cubic inch Big block Chevy engines turning racing fuel into sonorous glory through open headers. Bothers me in no way, I contribute the occa sional weld, and it keeps the heat off my metal shop noise. 


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
02/11/2019 at 14:44

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When did you move to Australia?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
02/11/2019 at 14:49

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this morning apparently